Back from the Dead.... Sorta

Well time for a little update. I know I don't do this as much as I should but I have an excuse for last week. I got the ever fun loving flu, oh yeah the temps over 100 degrees, the coughing, sore everything. Yeah, it was fun, I must say though, I'm glade it's gone and over with, and hopefully did not spread it to my wife or child. The fun part now is the sinus drainage and stopped up noise. All though I do believe I have found a way to solve all of our fuel problems.... mucus. Now hear me out, there are probably thousands of tons of mucus thrown away into tissues, sleeves, hankies, and anywhere else. Now if we could take all that and collect it into one location with a little refining you can burn the carbon out of it thus have a renewable fuel source.... Just think, every sneeze could get you another mile down the road.